Only One Pound

     Hello, does one grasp me?

If you do not, you should. i am a pound of fat,
And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you simply would ever wish to fulfill.                                                                        

   
Hello, does one grasp me?
If you do not, you should. i am a pound of fat,

And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you simply would ever wish to fulfill.
Want to grasp why?

It's as a result of nobody ever desires to lose me;
I'm only 1 POUND, simply a pound!
Everyone desires to lose 3 pounds, 5 pounds, or fifteen pounds, however ne'er only 1.

So I simply stick around and merrily keep you fat.
Then I increase myself, ever artfully, so you ne'er appear to note it.
That is, till I've full-grown to 10, twenty, thirty or maybe additional

pounds in weight.
Yes, it's fun being only 1 POUND OF FAT, left to try to to as I please.
So, after you weigh in, keep right locution, "Oh, I solely lost one pound."

For you see, if you are doing this, you will encourage others to stay ME around as a result of they're going to suppose i am not price losing.

And, i really like being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and each a part of you.
Happy Days!!!
After all, i am only 1 POUND OF FAT!!!